A Blonde Moment or Two.

A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came
home from work just jumping for joy.
He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought,
What the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said,
"Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said,
"Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up
And down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her,
"That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said,
"Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked,
"What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said,
"Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
He asked her how she knew.
She said,
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought
The TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!!"

One more!
THE OFFICIAL BLONDES SEX QUIZ

TRUE or FALSE?

1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the outback.
2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. Foetus is a character in "Gunsmoke".
8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
11. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.
12. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
13. Douche is the Italian word for twelve.
14. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
15. Scrotum is a small moon orbiting Uranus.
16. Climax is a weather balloon.
17. Condom is a small apartment complex.