Chonday Chonday Toons & More

Strokin' The Totem Pole!

Every time an Indian walks into the chief's teepee he sees that the
chief is masturbating. They finally realize this is a serious problem,
so they fix him up with a nice woman, and she starts living with him
in his teepee.

One day, one of the Indians walks into to chief's teepee and there's
the chief masturbating again.

He says, "Chief, what are you doing? We fix you up with a beautiful woman."

The chief says, "Her arm get tired."
The Queen's Chastity Belt!

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was
showing him his latest creation. It was a chastity belt, except it had
a rather large hole in the most obvious place which made it basically
useless.

"This is no good, Merlin!" the King exclaimed, "Look at this opening.
How is this supposed to protect my lady, the Queen, when I'm on a long
quest?"

"Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin. He then selected his most worn
out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He inserted it in
the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine
blade came down and cut it neatly in two.

"Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch. "Now I can
leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected."

After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon a
lengthy Quest.

Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he
assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their
trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.

Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or
damaged in some way. All of them, except Sir Galahad.

"Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur. "You are my one and only true
knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it
in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours."

But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.

Shopping In Alabama!

While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big city man discovered
that he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.

He went into the small town nearby and found only an old-fashioned
country store. Behind the counter was a really nice looking young
lass, quite obviously a local farm girl.

He asked, "Do you keep stationery?"

"Well," she giggled, "I can...until I have an orgasm, then I just go
plain wild and crazy!"