This Is YOUR LIfe

A young Chinese couple, both of whom are waiters, get married. She's a
virgin & truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her
husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry
flighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss
anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to
sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits patiently and eagerly for
her request.

She shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about
from other girls ... Nummaa 69".

More thoughtful silence, but this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he asks her...

"You want ... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"