Hilarious Quotes ...

1.
If time doesn't wait for you,
Don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock
&
Enjoy life!

2.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
Is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Think about it!

3.
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and
What clothes we wear,
But what we are inside ..
So, try going out naked tomorrow
&
See the admiration!

4.
 Don't walk as if you rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care
Who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…!
Keep on rocking!

5.
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
&
Is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6.
He was a good man.
He never smoked,
Drank had no affair.
When he died,
The insurance company
Refused the claim.

They said,
He who never lived,
Cannot die!

7.
A man threw his wife in a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists
For being cruel to the crocodiles!

8.
So many options for suicide:
Poison,
Sleeping pills,
Hanging,
Jumping from a building,
Lying on train tracks,
But we chose Marriage,
Slow sure!

9.
Only 20 percent boys have brains,
Rest have girlfriends!

10.
All desirable things in life are either:
Illegal,
Banned,
Expensive
Or
Married
To someone else!

11.
Laziness is our biggest enemy-
Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies-
Mahatma Gandhi

12.
10% of road accidents are Due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to
driving without drinking!