One of the best Police reports I have read.

" Orville Smith, a store manager for BEST BUY in Augusta, Georgia,
told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone
Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer
under his jacket.  When confronted the man became irate, knocked down
an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the Toys
for Tots program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he
stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the
injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was
transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken
arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible
broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose
and a broken jaw..injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off
the curb after stabbing the Marine."

Now, that's a well written Police report.