Saturday, April 23, 2011

HOUSE WARMING party

  Went to a HOUSE WARMING party of my new friend Jignesh Patel.
  On arrival, he greets me with his pretty wife & says,
  "LICK HER IN D FRONT & POKE HER AT D BACK."

  I am scandalized. His wife clarified,
  "Arrey bhai.... He Means, LIQUOR IS IN FRONT & POKER IS IN D

  BACK."