HOUSE WARMING party
Went to a HOUSE WARMING party of my new friend Jignesh Patel.
On arrival, he greets me with his pretty wife & says,
"LICK HER IN D FRONT & POKE HER AT D BACK."
I am scandalized. His wife clarified,
"Arrey bhai.... He Means, LIQUOR IS IN FRONT & POKER IS IN D
BACK."