He said/She said???

He said to me . . .
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ...
You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ...
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said ...
That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the
sofa and fart

He said to me ...
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ...
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me ...
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ...
They don't have time.

He said to me ...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ...
I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me ...
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
I said to him ...
They already have boyfriends.

He said ...
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said ...
A widow.

He said to me....
Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ...
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.