Sunday, April 17, 2011

Lecture

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where
he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, the problems it causes in a
marriage,  and other long term effects of drinking."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that kind of lecture at
this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife."