Me and Dad..

A young Arab asks his father,

"What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said,

"Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads
from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' .. because in the desert it is very hot and it
protects the body." said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning
our feet in the desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why the f**k are you living in Bradford , England and still wearing
all this shit?"