BE CAREFUL HOW YOU MAKE A PHONE CALL

*"A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they

will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode.

One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that
he wants to make a phone call.

Mother replies: Tell your father that the Network is bad today.

Husband: Tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to
the* *"Public Phone".**

Wife sent back, tell your father that if he dares goes to a Public Phone,
then I will open a* *" Call Center* *" at home."*