XX - THATS MY SPONGE....
"MUMMY, MUMMY" cried JOHNNY, WHEN HE SAW HIS MOTHER IN THE SHOWER.
"WHATS THAT HAIR "? HE SAID, POINTING TO HER PUBES.
MUMMY BLUSHED AND REPLIED
"WELL THATS MY SPONGE"
OH ! I NOW UNDERSTAND SAID JOHNNY,
"BECAUSE I SAW THE MAID WASHING DADDY'S FACE WITH HERS YESTERDAY"