Grandparent's Answering Machine

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave
your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from
1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to
your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, dial 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater
start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"