Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Never lose your grandson

My small grandson got lost at  the shopping mall..........

He approached a uniformed  security guard and said,
"I've lost my  grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his  name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked,  "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for  a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels whiskey, and  women with big tits."