XXX - Me Sir?

A bunch of guys are sailing across the ocean. It's been a few days out at sea and already one guy starts getting horny, so he goes to the captain and asks what he should do. The captain tells him, "There's a barrel over there with a hole in it. We just use that."


The guy decides that's a pretty good idea, so he goes over to the barrel and starts humping it. Much to his surprise, he enjoys the act thoroughly, so when he's done he goes over to his captain. "Man," he says, "that was exactly what I needed! Is there a limit on how often I can do that?"

The captain replies, "Any time other than Tuesdays."

The guy asks, "Why not Tuesdays?"

The captain says, "'Cause that's your day in the barrel!