XXX - Top 10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut
off.


9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow
inferior.


8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think
it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.


7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a
phenomenon psychologists call "E-mail Envy."


6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get
any real work done.


5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit
information vital to the survival of the species. Some people
still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but
most folks today use it mostly for fun.


4. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.


3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its
actual size and influence warrant.


2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you
into a lot of trouble.

And the number one reason "Why e-mail is like a penis."

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind!