15 reasons why men prefer dogs to wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.



4. A dog's parents never visit.



5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point

across.



6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your

wallet or Desk.



8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.



9. Dogs like to go shooting and fishing.



10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would

you get another dog?"



11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give

them away.



12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling

you a pervert.



13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They

just think it's interesting.



14. Dogs like to ride in the back of the car



And, last but not least:



15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.