Quickies

Familiarity breeds attempt...

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence, you
couldn't get anyone to listen to...

Life is like a box of chocolates - it disappears before you
get your share.

The more you have the more you spill.

When eating a buffalo, take one bite at a time.

My science text has a chapter explaining the formation of
water droplets: Dew Process

If at first you don't succeed you are running about average.

Life is the ultimate IQ test.

Another day, another zero.

Never wave to your friends at an auction.

The stupid people of the world band together for strength
against intelligence. Really. You just can't win.

When you illegally park in a disabled only parking spot, is it
because you think disabled people don't exist or that you
don't exist?