Dating Habits

Here is the publication of long year's of reserch on the dating habits of women around the World.


ENGLISH WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have s*x but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have  s*x.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have s*x.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have s*x.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have s*x, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having s*x.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
SRI LANKAN WOMEN:
First date: Dinner, but no s*x
Second date: Dinner, and Kiss but no s*x
Third date: Dinner, and grope, but no s*x
Fourth date: S*x first, then Dinner
Fifth date: S*x first, Dinner optional
Sixth date: Parents object as one is Tamil the other Sinhalese
Seventh date: Couple elope, girl gets pregnant, parents reconcile and look afterchild.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have s*x in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, hertwo sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father'sgirlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and histhreekids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest  of your lifeinyour home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along theTijuanastrip.
AUSTRALIAN WOMEN:
First date:She allows s*x but you are too drunk to perform
Second date:You find you are more attracted to her brother
Third date:Her brother and you move to Sydney
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.