Accounting ....

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a £50 note on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;

"Why on earth would an accountant get a £50 pound note tattooed on his privates?"

Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and have £50 quid blown anytime you want.