Annoying Boy on Bus...

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little
bull.'

The kid is quiet for a few second then yells "If my dad was a Lion and my
mom a lioness I'd be a lion cub.

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, If my
dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little
elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and
yells at the kid,
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''