Sunday, December 10, 2006

Santa's reindeers

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish
>and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
>each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
>usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
>antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to
>EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of
>them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY
>women would be able to drag the chubby man in a red velvet suit all around
>the world in one night and not get lost...Ho Ho Ho....