THE BLONDE GUY and men bashers

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from
the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating
and panting."What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his
4-year-old son comes up and says," Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the
wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering
on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and
you're running around naked scaring the kids!"


Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick
only one.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman
to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"