Friday, December 22, 2006

The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!

  Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with  the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and  having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are  you flying somewhere?"   Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,  smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your  wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty.