Good ones

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but
A WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS
are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell a Woman
4. Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.
4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD.
He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC
5. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
6. Why does the Government NOT allow a Man to MARRY two Women. Because the
Constitutionsays that you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.