Death and insults...

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer,
both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered
up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and
motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their
hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one
said anything. Both the IRS agent and the attorney were touched and flattered
that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment.
They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that
he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died
between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too."