Pissa

From the Suddhi!! - a great lady who is white, living in Sri Lanka and knows how to laugh at herself.

A Sri Lankan man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was
the only non-white man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind
him. The white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The Sri Lankan man turned around and stood up. He then said:
" Ado Suddha....when I was born, I was BROWN,"
"When I grew up, I was BROWN,"
"When I'm sick, I'm BROWN,"
"When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN,"
"When I'm cold, I'm BROWN,"
"When I die, I'll be BROWN."

"But you .....stupid Suddha."
"When you're born, you're pink,"
"When you grow up, you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
"When you're cold, you turn blue,"
"And when you die, you turn purple."

"And you have the nerve to call me colored???"

"Pissa!"