Politically Incorrect British Humour!

It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water
cannons on rioters. They are putting in some Persil to stop the coloureds
running.

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London .
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves that
not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists. The vast
majority are drug dealers and rapists.

Ngogo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles every
day for food and 10 miles every day for medicine for him and his family.
This is because the idiot and all his mates torched the Peckham Spar,
Tottenham KFC and Hackney Medical Centre and now he has to walk to Croydon
for his breakfast.

Riots in Wythenshawe last month caused over £1 million worth of
improvements.

Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and
stopped breathing. I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her
forehead and realised she was just on standby.

They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in  Birmingham ,
Bristol , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and  London .
Apparently the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But
since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works
a treat!