In mutable Laws (Which Cannot Be Avoided)

1,  When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free,
The keys are in the opposite  pocket.
( Von Fumbles Law)


2.  A door will snap shut only when
You have left the keys inside.
(Yale Law Of Destiny)


3.  When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue,
Your nose will start to itch.
( Law Of Ichiban)


4.  Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.
(Insurance So Sorry Law)


5.  When things seem to be going well,
You've probably forgotten to do something.
(Cheny's Second Corollary)


6.  When things seem easy to do,
It's because you haven't followed all the instructions.
 (Destiny Awaits Law )


 7. If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his,
It's probably because you have not  realized the seriousness of the problem
(Law Of Gravitas)


 8. Most problems are not created nor solved,
They only change appearances.
  (Einstein's Law Of Persistence)


9.  You will run to answer the telephone
Just as the party hangs up on you.
(Principle Of Dingaling)


 10. Whenever one wants to connect with the Internet,
The call you've been waiting for all day will arrive.
(Principle of BT)


 11. If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time,
They will always be at the same time.
(Law Of Wasteland)


 12. The cost is always higher than one budgets for,
And it is exactly 3.14 times higher,
Hence the importance of pi.
(Law Of Pi Eyed)


 13. The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is
Directly proportional to the need to be clean.
(Law Of Campbell Scoop)


14. Each and every body submerged in a bathtub
Will cause the phone to ring.
   (Law Of Ohmy Gad)


 15. Each and  every body sitting on a commode
Will cause the doorbell to ring.
(Law Of Ogolly Gee!)


16. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.
(The Donking Principle)


17. After discarding something not used for years,
You will need it one week later.
(Law Of Fatal Irreversibility)


18. Arriving early for an appointment will
Cause the receptionist to be absent,
And
If one arrives late,
Everyone else has arrived before you.
(Law Of De Lay)


 19. Do not take life too seriously,
Because in the end,
You won't come out alive anyway."
(Theory Of Absolute Certainty)