Group therapy..

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
five young mothers and their small children.

'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother,
Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even
named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mum,
Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in
your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.'

He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This
too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and
Sherry. You even called the cat, "Whisky"

He then turned to the fourth Mum, June: "Your obsession is
with flowers. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy.

At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took
her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick,
this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick
up Fanny and Willy and go home.'