Kid's say the darndest things...

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals
of amusing things their students have written in papers.
Here are a few examples:


- The future of "I give" is "I take."

- The parts of speech are lungs and air.

- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the
population.

- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.

- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones.

- The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk
from rayon.

-He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly
constipated authorities.

- The climate is hottest next to the creator.

- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

- In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.