Confucius Say...

When you see the handwriting on the wall,
You're in a public restroom.
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Man who jumps through screen door
Likely to strain himself.
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New wives are like computers...
They go down unexpectedly.
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Best time to buy new mattress,
At first sign of spring.
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He who sneeze without tissue,
Take matter in own hands.
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Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
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People having gift of gab,
Not know how to wrap it up.
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When the chips are down,
The buffalo is empty.
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First breathe of love is
The last breath of wisdom.
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The definition of a true genius is
A nudist with a memory for faces.