XXX -The Vicars Salary;

The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a
larger congregation that will pay him more. There is
a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to
leave.

Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in
town, stands up and proclaims: "If the Vicar stays,
I will provide him with a new Cadillac Fleetwood
every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to
transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur stands and
says, "If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll
personally double his salary and establish a
foundation to guarantee private secondary school
education for his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a
smile, " If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex."

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones,
whatever possessed you to say that?"

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to
hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand
and shaking his head from side to side, while his
wife replies:

"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help,
and he said, 'F... the Vicar'.