Did You Ever Wonder....
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows
You have to click on "Start"?
Why is it that when you're driving
And looking for an address,
You turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour,
And dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests
All your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the
Slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why I sn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
How come we drive on parkways
And
Park on driveways?
How come sheep don't shrink when it rains
But
A wool sweater does when you wash it?
