Domestic Chores

Three men from Texas were sitting together one day
bragging about how they
had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from
Illinois and had told her
that she was going to have to do the dishes and
house cleaning. It took a
couple of days, but on the third day he came home to
see a clean house and
dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from
Michigan. He had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was
clean, the dishes were
done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from New
York. He told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every
meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by
the third day some of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little
bit out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
sandwich and load the
dishwasher.

Watch out for those NY ladies...