Hind Lick ...

Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is iin real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya
swallar?' The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the

Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd here'd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'