Blonde Jokes..old but still funny

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really
liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the
big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked,
'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the
rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
quarterback! Get
the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking... And one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think
is farther away.......... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooo, can you see
Florida.???'

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she
shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde
looks up the river then down the river and shouted back, 'You
ARE on the other side.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
and said that her body hurt wherever she touched
it.'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' The redhead took
her finger, pushed on her left br east and screamed, then she
pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere
she touched made her scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really
a redhead, are you?' Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a
blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired
two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The
blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming
dogs like that?' HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond.
'They're watch dogs!' *