New words for 2008....

* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
Project failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in,
Makes a lot of noise,
Craps on everything,
And
Then leaves.

* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
What yuppies turn into when they have children
And
One of them stops working to stay home
With the kids or start a 'home business'.

* SINBAD.
Single working girls.
Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* 404.
Someone who's clueless.
From the World Wide Web error message
'404 Not Found'
Meaning that the requested document could not be located.

* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
Made a BIG mistake (e.g. You've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt,
Only an inch from the hare.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a wonder bra,
I.e. Extremely impressive when viewed from the outside,
But, there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in,
You go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
The pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
Before you wake up,
Whisks away the stunner you slept with,
And leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn
When walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am .

* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe
Arrival home after booze cruise,
Even though you're too drunk to remember where you live,
How you got here, and where you've come from.

* TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a female

* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her,
So, she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.