NEW PROSTATE EXAM PROCEDURE
A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets
sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the doctor is a
very attractive young female Urologist.
The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your
Prostate today, but this is a new procedure is a
little different from what you are probably used
to.
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your
knees, then while I check your prostate, take a
Deep breath and say, 99.'
The guy obeys and says, '99!'
The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your
left side And again,
While I repeat the check, take a deep breath and
say, 99'
Again, the guy says, '99.'
The doctor said, 'Very good.
Now then, I want you to lie on your Back with your
knees raised slightly.
I'm going to check your Prostate with This hand,
and with the other hand I'm going to hold on To your penis.
Now Take a deep Breath and say, 99.'
The guy begins, 'One ... Two . Three ..........'