XXX - Top Ten Thoughts for 2008!

Number 10
- Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
- Men have two emotions: "Hungry and Horny". If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
- Some people are like a "Slinky"... Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.

Number 4
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Number 3
- Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut
save you $0.30?

Number 2
- In the '60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:
- We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow disease is
located among the millions and millions of cows in the world ,
but we just haven't got a clue as to where Mad Terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of anti-terrorism.

And the "BONUS" thought for today...
'Life is like a jar of jalapeños .
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'!