XXX - Man, Ostrich and Cat

A little raunchy - ie if you understand the lingo

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar.
The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer",
and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the
bartender says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and
pays him. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and
says, "What'll you guys have?"
The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer",
and the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The
bartender gets them their beer and says "That'll be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and
pays him. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the
bartender walks over and asks "What do you guys want today?"
The man says, "I'll have a scotch", the ostrich says, "I'll have a
bourbon", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying."
So the bartender says "OK,that will be $7.53." The man reaches into his
pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.
The bartender's curiosity got the best of him and he asks, "Why is it
that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact
change in you pocket?"
The man said, "I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3
wishes. My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my
pocket for anything I buy."
The bartender says, "That's a great wish...better than asking for a
million dollars. A million dollars will run out but that never will.
What were your other 2 wishes?"
The man says, "That's where I screwed up. I asked for a chick with long
legs and a tight pussy."