XX - FACTS OF LIFE 1

Quotations About Sex.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy. --- Tom Clancy

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. --- Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand. --- Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night. --- Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL. --- Lynn Lavner

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist. --- Matt Barry

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. --- George Burns

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant. --- George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships. --- Sharon Stone

My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading.
---Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computer)

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. --- Jack
Nicholson

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. --- Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady)
[and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour]

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet. --- Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself.--- Roseanne

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.--- Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are just grateful. --- Robert De Niro

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem? --- Dustin Hoffman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --- Jerry Seinfeld

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house. --- Rod Stewart