George Bush

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the
doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as
President.

The old man said, "Ya know, Bush is a post turtle." Not knowing what
the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

He said, "Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a
fence post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn't get there
by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while
he's up there, and you just want to help the poor thing down. That's a
post turtle."