XXX - ADULT HUMOUR

Similarities BRA and BAR!
Both are drinking joints!
Both have restriction time on closing and opening timings.
Both are flashy!
When open, both drive men mad.

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Why women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?
To pay tribute to men who got buried under them.

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Why was the man arrested in the political rally?
Because he saw a lady journalist going with a badge on her chest which
said 'PRESS' and he did.

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There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER

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Three Roosters:
Normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal: cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay: any-cock-will dooo!!!

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Yesterday News -
A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News: -
Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.

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Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as
CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied:
I RAISED 500 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

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Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him,
"Sir your garage door is open."
Boss :
Did U see my FERRARI?
Secretary :
I saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.
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