Life Sentence

The new bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I
don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place
'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do
is: put the prisoner in the prison, and then they made love for the
first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction, Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner
seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes
but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love,
gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a
recently born foal, afterwards he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence, OKAY!