Blonde buys new windows...

Always weigh your words very carefully!

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay
for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at
the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called
back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
I bet he felt like an idiot