Heart Surgeon's funeral

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died.
At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge
replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said
their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled
inside, and the heart closed again.

It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.
Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him
asked,
"Why are you laughing ?
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.

"I'm a gynaecologist"....!!!