More Udarawana

You need to pronounce the words with the right 'accent'!!

Udurawana applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers
he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - against everyone

ARTERY - The study of the paintings.

BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria.

CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome.

CARDIOLOGY - advance study of poker playing.

CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty.

CHRONIC - neck of a crow.

COMA - punctuation mark.

CORTISONE - area around local court.

CYST - short for sister.

DIAGNOSIS - person with slanted nose.

DILATE - the late British Princess Diana.

DISLOCATION - in this place.

DUODENUM - couple in blue jeans.

ENEMA - not a friend.

FAKE LABOUR - pretending to work.

GENES - blue denim.

HERNIA - she is close by.

IMPOTENT - distinguished/ well known.

LABOUR PAIN - hurt at work.

LACTOSE - people without toes.

LYMPH - walk unsteadily.

MICROBES - small dressing gown.

OBESITY - city of Obe.

PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel peace prize.

PROTEINS - in favor of teens.

PULSE - grain.

PUS - small cat.

RED blood count - Dracula.

SECRETION - hiding anything.

TABLET - small table.

ULTRASOUND - radical noise.

URINE - opposite of you're out.

VARICOSE - very close