Eating Disorder

*A woman asked her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like
bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and
coffee?" she asks. *

*He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." *

*At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of soup,
homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. *

*He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food." *

*Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like
maybe a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" *

*He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry"*

*"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!" *