Gay

>>Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperms together and then
>>have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
>>When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
>>A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
>>Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
>>A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the two gays she points out the
>>happy child as theirs. 'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other.
>>'All these unhappy babies... and yet our baby is so happy. This just
>>proves our love for one another.'
>>The nurse says 'Oh sure, he's happy now but just watch what happens when
>>we pull the THERMOMETER out of his Ass !