Dear Abby

LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER:

1. Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across
the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher
and the other is a social worker in her mid
twenties. These two women go everywhere together and
I've never seen a man go into or leave their
apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

2. Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl
Language and Violence On my VCR?

3. Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm
not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

4. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I
think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him
well enough to discuss money with him.

5. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling
around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything
and said it would never happen again.

6. Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
Now how do I get out?

7.
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

8. Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't
know he drank until one night he came home sober. (I love this one!!)

9. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is
going through mental pause.

10.Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest
in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in
sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?